name: HAMMER
stats: GIMP
date of birth: 08.28.77
location: MISTAKE BY THE LAKE
occupation: WRITER/MARKETING DIRECTOR
sign: VIRGO
straight / gay / bi?: STRAIGHT, BUT NOT NARROW
how often do you masturbate: MY RECORD WAS 11 TIMES IN ONE DAY IN COLLEGE
what do you masturbate too: BROKENDOLLZ
dildo / vibrator / fingers / other: ROSY PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS
if you had a choice of 2 boys or 2 girls for a 3some: ILL TAKE 4 GIRLS PLEASE
ever been video taped: AUDITIONING STARLETS NOW, PLEASE CONTACT ME
music you rock to: INDIE ROCK, JAZZ - I'LL EMAIL YOU A LIST
movies your into: BRAVEHEART, BIG LEBOWSKI, UNBREAKABLE, ETC, .ETC.
books you've read: MOBY DICK , THE LONE RANGER AND TONTO FISTFIGHT IN HEAVEN, BASKETBALL DIARIES, THE RUM DIARY, AND THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWERT PRESENTS AMERICA
turn-ons: SMART GIRLS WHO ARE SLUTTY
turn-offs: DUMB PRINCESSES
your dirtiest fantasy: "YOUR MOM"
shit you do for fun: THEATER, SLEEPING, READING, MUSIC
words to live by: "I LIKE THE NIGHT LIFE BABY"